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"Yes you're old but at least you can still wipe your own ass" Birthday Card
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Celebrate aging with some light-hearted humor... This birthday card highlights the joys of getting older and reads "yes you're old but at least you can still wipe your own ass... (for now)"

-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).
-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.
-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.
-BLANK INSIDE
-Hand Drawn

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