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"Not an old asshole. You're a vintage asshole" Birthday Card

$4.95

Spread the love with our vinyl-themed birthday card - just be sure they have a sense of humor! Card reads "you're not an old asshole. You're a vintage asshole"

-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).
-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.
-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.
-BLANK INSIDE
-Hand Drawn

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Orders are printed on demand in Michigan. For orders placed today please allow an estimated 10 - 15 business days to print, ship, and deliver. Weekends and holidays are not included in business days.

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