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"I brought the alcohol... and the heartburn" Birthday Card

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One minute you're young and fun, the next you're nursing heartburn and a hangover after 2 drinks. This birthday card is perfect for that person who just can't party like they used to. Card reads "I brought the alcohol... and the heartburn (and the hangover after 2 drinks) happy birthday".

-A2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).
-Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.
-Paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.
-BLANK INSIDE
-Hand Drawn

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Orders are printed on demand in Michigan. For orders placed today please allow an estimated 5 - 8 business days to print, ship, and deliver.

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